The Chael Sonnen SCREAMING EAGLE ALL-AMERICAN EXPRESS TRAIN TO SMASHMENT

[The Super Hyper Creep]

Greetings fellow Americans. Congradulations, youve found the beacon of Truth, Liberty, and Freedom among the wasteland of MMA.

Before you join there are only a few simple rules and regulations you must follow.

These here things are outlawed in our enclave

--Communism(ists)

--Socialism(ists)

--Homosexual males, and butch dykes

--Veegans / Vegetarians

--BJJ Stylists / Guard pullers

--Triangles & Armbars from the guard

--Rap music

--Steroids

--Trash talk

--Soccer / Soccer players

--Harry Bellafante

--Brazillians

--Al Queda

Now that you are familiar with the rules lets all get behind our 185lb Captain America as we fight for God, Life, Liberty, the pursuit of Happiness, and the UFC 185lb strap !









Thread also includes a live preformance by Don Henley

[The Super Hyper Creep]

[RocknRolla380]

But I like triangles from guard, although I like Imanari's leg lock from triangle escape better.

[Chaelsonnen]

Love it

[Mike da Menace]

War Chael Sonnen (R)

[rcv604]

LMAO WAR SONNEN....

[Mike da Menace]

Thread needs barrel rolls

[The Super Hyper Creep]

Well Allright ! !

[StillWill]

Fuck sonnen Im tired of him trashing my favorite fighters. Calling fighters cheaters when he was caught for PEDs and calling other fighters records bad even though he has a journeymans record and lost to Horn 3x. After he took a shot at The Reem I couldnt take it anymore fuck Sonnen I hope he goes to jail.

[London Calling]

WAR SONNEN!

If he gets sent to jail for a little thing like stealing then my God



edit:

Fuck sonnen Im tired of him trashing my favorite fighters. Calling fighters cheaters when he was caught for PEDs and calling other fighters records bad even though he has a journeymans record and lost to Horn 3x. After he took a shot at The Reem I couldnt take it anymore fuck Sonnen I hope he goes to jail.

He is a hero to all of us proud Americans (R), so how dare you flame him in this patriotic thread you commie

[rcv604]

Fuck sonnen Im tired of him trashing my favorite fighters. Calling fighters cheaters when he was caught for PEDs and calling other fighters records bad even though he has a journeymans record and lost to Horn 3x. After he took a shot at The Reem I couldnt take it anymore fuck Sonnen I hope he goes to jail.

This is what life for Sonnen will be like in jail:

[Grabaka]

im with still will on this.hope he gets locked up for a long time but he prolly wont cuz he will snitch.chael "the bull" sonnen

[StillWill]

Chael Sonnen is the only fighter I would make a lowlight for . I hope he gets aids in jail. Its one thing to talk shit on twitter but to go on fucking ESPN along his other bitch boy Florian and discredit the Reem NATIONALLY is beyond unprofessional. Sorry if people wanna see exciting fights with finishes, when chael couldnt finish a sandwich. His ufc 4-4 record is Gatekeeper status.

[The Super Hyper Creep]

Read the top of the thread ....I SAID NO COMMIES ! lol

[London Calling]

Chael Sonnen is the only fighter I would make a lowlight for . I hope he gets aids in jail. Its one thing to talk shit on twitter but to go on fucking ESPN along his other bitch boy Florian and discredit the Reem NATIONALLY is beyond unprofessional. Sorry if people wanna see exciting fights with finishes, when chael couldnt finish a sandwich. His ufc 4-4 record is Gatekeeper status.

Why do you hate America, comяade?

[The Super Hyper Creep]

Chael Sonnen is America's Fighting Troll. Dont get but hurt by what he says ! He's like alot of you, except he can kick alot of ass ! lol

[Grabaka]

Chael Sonnen is America's Fighting Troll. Dont get but hurt by what he says ! He's like alot of you, except he can kick alot of ass ! lol

i agree with you there hes mosdef a fighting troll.

[Fletch]

[London Calling]

Get that foreign junk out of here. MORE BOSS! Real American music for real Americans.



War Chael Sonnen!

[Hooligan]

I wanted to join this War Wagon so bad... damn Harry Bellafante requirement!